Saturday, September 6, 2008

More Things to Do to Avoid [Jets QB #4]

The National Football League returned for real Thursday night; and tomorrow, Jesus [Jets QB #4] makes his anticipated debut against former Jets QB Chad Pennington and the Dolphins. As I've previously stated, [Jets QB #4] fever is rapidly spreading. It's gotten to the point where one list of ways to immunize yourself, and one list of questions to ponder, may not be enough to keep you safe. Fear not, for Purple Jesus has again granted me the wisdom to see you through what will be an incredibly annoying season.


Take heed to my advice, or you will contract a disease so evil that it causes one to use terms like "gunslinger." Symptoms may also include being comfortable in Wranglers, constant waffling on decisions, and excessive phone calls from John Madden. Be ye warned.




Peace.

3 comments:

Darryl said...

As a Jets fan, my favorite player is Kerry Rhodes. It would be wrong of me to say that Brett Farve is my favorite Jet. That's like a Lakers fan saying that their favorite Laker ever is Karl Malone, or a Cardinals fan saying that their favorite Card player ever is Emmitt Smith...I'll take Brett Farve for what he is...a rent-a-quarterback who will be a Packer for life and a stop gap solution to our QB problem until we find a good young QB not named Kellen Clemens...

The Till Show said...

Tell me you clicked the Brady Quinn link though.

Darryl said...

That link was so gay on so many levels...now I hope that Derek Anderson turns out to be a Hall of Famer...